Original text:
"HEY YOU SON OF A BITCH I DEMAND A REFUND, YOU DELIBERATELY PUT A DEAD GUY IN MY SOUP AND IT NO LONGER TASTES GOOD. forget YOU."
...10 translations later we get:
"¡伊霍德普塔 request for the extradition of people who are interested in a bowl of soup and death. I went to the snake."