The Translation Game! ; ...56 translations later we get: "New!"

[Cybertails1998]

Original text:
"These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks. All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright"

...56 translations later we get:
"Babies smell, speed, drink and women. White Condition Humor"

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I mean, smelling babies is bullpiss.

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[Raeyok]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Not the answer is?"

[TomTheGeek]

"My snake is bleeding."

...56 translations later we get:

"His face."

[Regulith]

"Do it harder"

...56 translations later we get:

"Project"

[TomTheGeek]

"Tom The Geek."

...56 translations later we get:

"PC"

[Regulith]

"Tom The Geek."

...56 translations later we get:

"PC"

Ahahaha

[dkamm65]

Original text:
"How do I shot web?"

...56 translations later we get:
"If the film or not."

[Syntho]

"Big black richards"
...56 translations later we get:
"Burakkudikushi."

[TomTheGeek]

"mondays stole my bl_id."

...56 translations later we get:

"Manchester United Van Bell _ Hand."

[Regulith]

"You got blood on my suit."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is my blood."

[Illidan]

"A long ass loving time ago in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through"
...56 translations later we get:
"Kikapu great religious teachers, and not really for poor families."


"Did you put your snake in my salad, good sir?"
...56 translations later we get:
"For my salad Shooter."

"Who touched my gun!?"
...56 translations later we get:
"I think the hand?

[TomTheGeek]

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds."

...56 translations later we get:

"Weapons of $ 400,000 to 12 seconds."

[Flamecannon]

"Who is phone?"
"World Health Organization on the phone?"

"What a tedious situation!"
"What's wrong state?"

[TheChaosCarrier]

"skip is a cool bro"
...56 translations later we get:
"Cold fraternitzar"

[D3ATH]

"I'm 12 and what is this?"

...56 translations later we get:

"12 years ago?"