"The Gulf Oil Spill was actually a liquid chocolate incident."
...56 translations later we get:
"Squeeze liquid chocolate in Mexico"
"British Petroleum spilled the oil in the Gulf, because they hate wildlife."
...56 translations later we get:
"English at the oil ring"
"If it is hot in Hell, do they use car heaters?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Heat Flux;"
"If I translate this in 56 different languages, what will it say?"
...56 translations later we get:
"In other words, "56 ways;"
"Riddler killed the jews."
...56 translations later we get:
"Riddler killed Jews."
"If the right to bear arms is a God given right, then why didn't Jesus carry one?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Why must you change your hands gods?"
"If the right to carry a gun is a God given right, then why didn't Jesus carry one?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Human around the world as Weapons or not."
"If stupidity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results, is wash, rinse, and repeat stupid?"
...56 translations later we get:
"The definition of stupid, stupid!"
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