What kind of virus would you give the above and below user?

[Megiaman]

What title says. I would give the below user the ebola virus. Oh and dont try to give the user a actual virus.this was written by a nokia 5230. Cause im in a car

[Ad Bot]

[Jacob/Lee]

The kind that blows up your computer and kills you so we can't have any more handicapped topics like this.

[naturemon]

The kind that blows up your computer and kills you so we can't have any more handicapped topics like this.

Yea really. Op is handicapped.

[Megiaman]

the above user gets the tamigotchi virus and the below user gets the fart virus

[ShadowsfeaR]

I give everyone the Conficker C. virus. Trololo

[Saber15]

AIDS.

[Sirrus]

Please. Enough of these stupid threads.

[phyco_man57]

SOUPER CANSER
just had to say it

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

The Shatin virus.

[JAW959]

AIDS.

an troll is you.

[Wonder G]

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AN EFFING BOOTKIT (once you are infected with a bootkit, YOUR COMPUTER IS forgetED, as it INFECTS YOUR BIOS TOO.)

[skelolego229]

hemroids

[Man 2]

The Trollkin curse (Permanent 25% weakness to fire)
I salute anyone who gets this reference

[TheKhoz]

Everyone gets the common flu. Above and below.

[Fargeaux]

malware below, research spam above