12. SpreadsPlague is better than you and your snake is small
its true guys he has like 17 cars and he's a super-millionaire and if you disagree I'll beat you up because I'm really strong and have super-muscles and my dad is really rich and he also has 17 cars so you can suck on that starfish and did I mention I'm 20 years old and married and I have super powerful lawyer relatives that will sue you
the real 12. Don't use run-on sentences like the one above
They make you look like an asshat, and nobody likes asshats. Asshat.