The female is angry

[Tom Gunn]

I'm having a girl issue right now.

I made a comment about her hat.

Yeah this hat, and I did it rather rudely. I tried to apologize and take back my comment about the hat but she's already in the "I'mgonnakickurasslater" mood.

Everytime she sees me she finds some way to make me miserable, like slamming doors, stealing my backpack or erasing my drawings :C

I'm trying to apologize, I don't want her to hate me :z

How to make female happy again?

[Ad Bot]

[Pulchritude]

Haha, karma.

[Tom Gunn]

Haha, karma.

Pardon what is, Karma?

[IsaacKronenFaust]

How to make female happy again?

You should know.

[Tom Gunn]

You should know.

No, I don't know.

Why would I?

[pocketrocket300]

Present hugs and gifts.
Might work.

[Wizard]

stick it in her pooper

[Tom Gunn]

stick it in her pooper

I saw this coming. no.

Present hugs and gifts.
Might work.

Ha, like I would waste money for presents.
I'm a large cheapskate

[Proog]

Stick the hat in her pooper.

[Pulchritude]

Pardon what is, Karma?

You can pick from one of these...

It's kinda like a more theistical version of Newton's third law.

[SpreadsPlague]

stick some poop in her hat

at least it's original, and then she'll have a reason not to wear it

everybody wins!

[Tom Gunn]

Why did I post this here, I'm not going to get any real help am I?

[pocketrocket300]

Ha, like I would waste money for presents.
I'm a large cheapskate

Then ditch the female.
Try again next week.  It's probably that time of the month.

[Camera]

Give her money for no apparent reason, like, a lot of it.

[Pulchritude]

Why did I post this here, I'm not going to get any real help am I?

Nope. It was your fault that you were a jackass to a girl, do you expect her to immediately be nice to you?