The female is angry

[Coupon]

The male is angry.

[Ad Bot]

[Coupon]

Haha, you're so funny, pretending that someone being kind scares you!

No, go away, that isn't original or funny. He doesn't scare you just because he's nice.

Yes he does.

[Lordy Lord]

Slap that bitch and tell her who's boss.

And buy her a new hat.

[Moybus]

Haha, you're so funny, pretending that someone being kind scares you!

No, go away, that isn't original or funny. He doesn't scare you just because he's nice.

somebody should photoshop one of mage's posts over the screen on that "KFC closing" freakout GIF.

[Nymethus]

That's a silly hat.

[blaman]

buy her a new hat.

[DracoSoul]

Yes he does.

Then maybe you should get off the internet if you're scared by someone not conforming to your 'every1 on internet is meen l0l!11!11' attitude.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Every time she sees me she finds some way to make me miserable, like slamming doors, stealing my backpack or erasing my drawings :C

Slap the bitch and dump her if she's going to act like that.

Seriously, who turns into a bitch over a comment on a hat?

[*Magick* Mage]

Then maybe you should get off the internet if you're scared by someone not conforming to your 'every1 on internet is meen l0l!11!11' attitude.

Ohcome now, Draco. Nothing to get worked up over. You know, anger is like a river. It starts with merely one drop of water. And as it collects more, as it is enabled further, it only grows stronger and stronger until it is raging rapids, crashing upon the decaying rocks of life. Leaving more pain in it's wake and only growing stronger as more submit to it.

Not to say you're submissive, but just let his comment go, dear. You've made your point already, and a true one at that. Just relax. Be happy. c:

Seriously, who turns into a bitch over a comment on a hat?

Maybe it was her dead Grandmother's hat. :c

[SpreadsPlague]

Ohcome now, Draco. Nothing to get worked up over. You know, anger is like a river. It starts with merely one drop of water. And as it collects more, as it is enabled further, it only grows stronger and stronger until it is raging rapids, crashing upon the decaying rocks of life. Leaving more pain in it's wake and only growing stronger as more submit to it.

Not to say you're submissive, but just let his comment go, dear. You've made your point already, and a true one at that. Just relax. Be happy. c:
Maybe it was her dead Grandmother's hat. :c

you scare me

not because of your kindness, but because you can take anyone and bring out the good in them, and you have this ability to see the good in everything, that's something not a lot of people can do..
(and you bring us some awesome metaphors too which is nice)

people fear things they don't understand. I don't understand you. :[

[*Magick* Mage]

you scare me

not because of your kindness, but because you can take anyone and bring out the good in them, and you have this ability to see the good in everything, that's something not a lot of people can do..
(and you bring us some awesome metaphors too which is nice)

people fear things they don't understand. I don't understand you. :[

I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you, dear. c:

[Caution]

Super sincere apology.

I think females are known to hold grudges longer than males, seeing as how I can't hold one for longer then a few days and then I just don't care anymore.

[SpreadsPlague]

I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you, dear. c:

it was indeed a compliment.

<3

[Thar]

Lol it's times like the one you describe I like to piss people off...

TELL HER SHE'S FAT!

[HellHound]

That's a fishing hat. Haha. Also, try and give her something fishing related. If that doesn't work. May want to carry something to protect yourself.