Creature by my Toilet

[kevin 51l]

What is it? Take pics, or just swear excessively at it.

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

Attention whores at work folks, don't disturb.

[naturemon]

Scream out "I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF THE LOYD" while pissing on it, works every time.

[Roknrollwill]

What is it? Take pics, or just swear excessively at it.

Swearing only fuels it.

[thomas64]

Guys, I'm getting pretty scared.  Once I go to my bathroom between the hours of 12:00AM to 4:00AM he is always there.  Whenever I try to go take a piss he goes to another corner and watches me with a smile.  He was not looking at my face, he was looking at my private area.  I want to finish him off once and for all, so hao2kill this creature?

Dude, that's me.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Give it cookies.

[yogamoanyo]

Tell your parents?

[VerticalHorizon]

Attention whores at work folks, don't disturb.

Buzz Killington at work folks, do not disturb.

[Scarpelt]

Watch research.
Boner get.
Take off pants and underwear.
Go outside and go to it.
Give it what it wants.

[LoLBert]

Swearing only fuels it.

I thought it couldn't speak English.

[Roknrollwill]

Signing off, I can't hold off much longer, I will try everything that was mentioned and come back.  If I don't come back, this should be a message to everyone on the forums to never read a Witchcraft book again.

[sara]

Dude, that's me.

thats gay

[thomas64]

thats gay

you're new here, you'll get to know me more later

[Harm94]

You should like... hit with a tool.

[Roknrollwill]

you're new here, you'll get to know me more later

He could think of you anyway he wants, he/she will still think of you as a moron.

You should like... hit with a tool.

Read the entire thread.

I thought it couldn't speak English.

Swearing is a form of anger, all he sees is anger.