I'll be a person reviewer, here's an example:
Niblic reviews... Sk8rGameFreak
Okay, so this review should be nice, short and crispy with hate. You'd likely agree that it would be too easy of a job to review a dumbass, this would probably be like a mini-drama section slapped into an innocent blog. If the same was done with Off-topic, you'd get a blog about oil, richards and word-changing games. Here's something you should know; this review is just a quality amount of stupid jokes and insults glued together, and that's all I really need to say. This guy likes combining "gay" and "ass" together in one sentence, and he seems to have a delusion that he's getting positive replies. In his mentally incorrect view of the world, it's possible to become a super-game-artist by drawing crude smiley faces for a character texture. This guy also wants to buttforget you with a 24 inch spear, and it seems that everyone else that didn't threaten to buttforget someone with a 24 inch spear were apparently gay peop- oh, what's this:
I'm not butthurt. I have no problem doing this, I enjoy it.
He is immune to the pain of buttloving someone with a 24 inch spear, and he's enjoying it. He still thinks everybody is a cigarette or something like that, here why don't you have another quote?
hmm, you're gonna rape me. That sounds cigarettegish.
You do not forcibly buttforget the buttforgeter with your tiny organic spear, he buttforgets you with his wooden 24 inch spear.This guy has other interests other than buttloving you with his 24 inch spear, interests such as buttloving people who disses the child-friendly vidya with his 24 inch spear. The vidya is an eternal paradise for serial rapists with 24 inch spears that is comprised of orange transparent chainsaws, purple dragons that shoot darkness, and Lego pirate love. You can also obtain the bricks from a purple dragon and a sand monster to create a 24 inch spear which you can fly over the vidya around all the 5-year old children.
In all seriousness, he would like to buttforget you with his 25 inch spear instead... and he would find it very pleasurable
