Oh crap a christcigarette too.
Granted there's nothing wrong with being religious or christian.
But this is probally the kind of person who never goes to church, but will go into convulsions if I swore on the same server as him, because GOD SAIZ THATS BAD.
Also, "apparently there is" isn't the same as "there is".
Also, Kalphiter probably doesn't live in the same state as you, so he's not really likely to rape you.