Okay, first of all, what?

[Dodger]

"I have finally discovered the secret to immortality! Leela, come here!"

Huehuehue

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

What kind of name is

MASTER SHADOW PHOENIX?

Sounds like an action movie

[Solid]

I guess that I'm gonna live forever then.

[james4115]

What kind of name is

MASTER SHADOW PHOENIX?

Sounds like an action movie

MASTER SHADOW PHOENIX AND THE TEMPLE OF TITS

[JAW959]

MASTER SHADOW PHOENIX AND THE TEMPLE OF TITS

lol'd

I had heard of this before, a teacher talked about it at school which later led to the greatest pickup line ever: "Hey baby, you wanna make me immortal?"

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

MASTER SHADOW PHOENIX AND THE TEMPLE OF TITS

Immortality can never be even sweeter.

-snip-

And what kind of a name is...
Man 2?
Sounds like an alt.

[sorrel]

wat

[General Nick]

Well I'm pretty healthy then...

[ryu hayabusa]

I have become immortal.

[Proog]

Hermaphrodites can live forever.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

pics plz

[oromis]

Yeah, we already knew loveual desire helps blood circulation, they just twisted the story around and exaggerated it, saying things like STARE AT BOOBS FOR 5 MINUTES, GET 4,000 PUSH-UPS EQUIVALENT. This article is only true for people that are obsessed with boobs. You get more of a workout masturbating.

[Dodger]

OK boys, let's do this.

[ryu hayabusa]

She looks like she was flipping off the cameraman

[Dodger]

She looks like she was flipping off the cameraman

Still, that brave man got the key to immortality for us.