best puns you've ever made

[Moriarty]

"after drinking alot of vodka and have love with a lamp"
"have bright babies"
get it
GET IT?

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[SeventhSandwich]

No.

Your jokes suck.

The vodka drinking part wasn't necessary and didn't help the joke. You failed sir.

[keonesan]

Was this supposed to be sarcastic?

[A.R.C.]

Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.

[Moriarty]

Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.

thats what i said

No.

Your jokes suck.

The vodka drinking part wasn't necessary and didn't help the joke. You failed sir.

it was a joke to a 12 year old obsessed with love

Was this supposed to be sarcastic?

no i want your puns so i can claim them as my own so i can laugh
also the joke wasnt supposed to be funny

[Dread]

I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

[SeventhSandwich]

I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

That was hilarious.

[SeventhSandwich]

thats what i saidit was a joke to a 12 year old obsessed with loveno i want your puns so i can claim them as my own so i can laugh
also the joke wasnt supposed to be funny

The only reason you are saying that is because we don't think it's funny.

Also, It's not for 12 year olds obsessed with love.

It's for 10 year olds who laugh at dumb jokes.

[Big Brother]

I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

lold

[Ector]

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic

[Proog]

Drop watch in toilet, have stuffty time.

[Ephialtes]

I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

That's not a pun ...

[SeventhSandwich]

Drop watch in toilet, have stuffty time.

I peed a little.

[Ector]

Man who run in front of car get tired

[mrlolop]

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted