I don't know where to begin to explain it. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to get a better job than to work at a local fast food restaurant. My boss is a bigoted ass who only cares about how much profit we're making daily. What makes it even worse is that I work in a small town, and this place is the only business that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get out of this town IF I could drive, but I've taken the Drivers Test multiple times and failed, I always start it off right and then forget it up half way through. I'm really socially awkward to make it all worse. I only have one real friend, this kid who I'm sure only likes to hang around with me because he's mentally challenged, some sort of birth defect, but he's a good guy. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And just top it all off, I live in a loving pineapple under the sea.
You ready, kids?!
