The best "your mom jokes"

[kitty007]

Post the best "your mom jokes"

I'll start

"your mom was so fat I had to take 1 bus 2 trains and 5 cars to get on her good side"

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

Your mother is a rooster sucking whore.

[brickybob]

Your mother is a rooster sucking whore.

[A.R.C.]

Yes, this is exactly what I said.

[Vulgus]

Your mom is so stupid she raised you to think these jokes are funny

[King of losers]

Your mom.

[dkamm65]

Your mom is so that she at .

[Caution]

Your mother is a rooster sucking whore.

lol'd

[Unwritten Calender]

Yo mama so fat, she went to in n out and couldn't get in OR out!

[Sonicfangirl11]

Yo mama. I win.

[BadMushrooms]

yo mommas so black, when she walked into a room, the clock struck midnight.

yo mommas so black, when she went onto the street, the lights turned on

yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got carpet burn

[Mikiyikiy]

Your mother is so loving stupid that her offspring are loving stupid as well.

[WhoDa?]

Your mom is not funny at all.

[wazbat]

Your momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!


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Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
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Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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Your mamma is so fat when we were having love I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
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Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like stuff !!

[The G Man]

Your mom is a very nice woman