They're overrated, and they look handicapped too. They make these annoying high-pitched squeals which make me want to stuff on one and laugh. I love how they taste, and I put their meat on almost everything. If I found a dolphin, I would throw it onto the ground, look it in the eyes and stab it in the face, then I would shove lit dynamite into its blowhole and walk away as it makes confused shrieks until it exploded. After that I would masturbate to the bloody chunks strewn all over the ground.
I hate them.
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