Author Topic: Justin Beiber's in a movie?  (Read 4705 times)

What the hell.

Obvious attempt to get more cash off of tonedeaf girls.

I like biographies, but this kid's a 16 year old american. I don't see how they're turning this into a full length movie, he's so young it seems like it'd just be a shortfilm.

Wow.

Wow..

REALLY. A movie about himself and his life? Thats selfish.


Heres a summary of his life.

His mommy posted Pictures of him singing in the internet.

Some friend decided to try to make money off of him.

They edit his voice to make him sound like a girl.

He gets lots of money and when he hits puberty they will drop him.

He gets lots of money and if he hits puberty they will drop him.
Fixed.

You kids are awfully invested in the goings on of Justin Bieber.

Really, how different are you from the masses of girls who read teen celebrity magazines in their bedrooms to find out what Justin Bieber is doing next?

"No, I just google Justin Bieber news so I can hate him even more!"
I just hang around and wait until someone brings him up for me.

They edit his voice to make him sound like a girl.
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You kids are awfully invested in the goings on of Justin Bieber.

Really, how different are you from the masses of girls who read teen celebrity magazines in their bedrooms to find out what Justin Bieber is doing next?

"No, I just google Justin Bieber news so I can hate him even more!"
Actually I think I first heard about this from Yahoo.

Has he even hit puberty yet?

I am almost set to Self Delete of happiness the day someone kills him.

I at least know how to spell the name of who I'm insulting.

This is why I just resorted to "Beaver", it's not worth my brain power to remember if it's "Bei" or "Bie"

This movie needs Gordon Morgan Freeman

He only deserves a movie when he dies

This is why I just resorted to "Beaver", it's not worth my brain power to remember if it's "Bei" or "Bie"

This movie needs Gordon Morgan Freeman
But then you insult all of Beaverkind.

Also, Gordon Freeman is like the opposite of Justin Beieiasdf, and would thus cause a time paradox.

This movie needs Gordon Morgan Freeman
Every movie needs Morgan Freeman.

You mean president Beiber?

First a book, now a film! Bullcrap.

16-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber will star in a 3-D film about his life so far. Meaning his life, getting flamed and all?

PHOTOS: See how your favorite kid stars have  grown up Wat.

Slated for a Valentine's Day 2011 release, the as-yet-untitled film is a feature biopic  footage from his current tour, a Paramount rep explained to Us.  Davis Guggenheim -- the Oscar-winning documentarian behind An Inconvenient Truth -- will direct. ON VALENTINES DAY! OH THE HORROR!

PHOTOS: From little angels to little devils Thats the Bieber.

Bieber announced the "incredible news" on Monday via Twitter. "This is so sick!! Gonna come out in theatres Worldwide Valentine's 2011!!! I'm taking this thing worldwide thanks to u all!! Hyped!!" Incredible for Bieber is horrible.

PHOTOS: Justin at the Teen Choice Awards Nu.

The "Somebody to Love" singer added in a statement: "When the idea for a movie first came to us, we knew immediately this was our chance to give something very special back to the all fans who have been a huge source of inspiration and support throughout my entire career thus far. They simply make my dreams come true everyday. I cannot wait to share all the great experiences I've had over the last few years with them." :|

It's not Bieber's first foray into the dramatic arts: he plays a troubled teen on the upcoming season of CSI. What the heck?



This was all copy pasta.