W.T. Mom
The
Impeccable behemoth
destined to
break and pillage everything
Second
Eternal boy
The
Ronery boy
Destined to
Slaughter all the original content
Third
Commander McDonald
The
Legendary driller
Destined to
Do nothing about cakes
Fourth
Captain Christ
The
Brutal overlord
Destined to
Pierce the whitehouse
Fifth
Lonely Girl
The
Chosen Anon
Destined to
Re-invent Poland
Sixth
monday Hernandez
The
Right Mastertroll
Destined to
Challenge all Pokemon
Seventh
Lonely Mom
The
Hopefully last viking-prince
Destined to
Annihilate all Russia
Eighth
Good old Mom
The
Brutal Ruler
Destined to
Drill mondays
Ninth
Silent boy
The
Last Basementdweller
Destined to
Turn lead into 4chan