YOU ARE EMPEROR KUN
THE IMPECCABLE MEME
DESTINED TO CONFINE YOURSELF
YOU ARE FAT BAD
THE LEGENDARY BASEMENT DWELLER
DESTINED TO STEAL MANKIND
YOU ARE COMMANDER JEW
THE LEGENDARY CHRISTIAN
DESTINED TO END ALL MOOT
YOU ARE MAGNUS DAD
THE HEROIC MASTERTROLL
DESTINED TO STEAL YOUR LITTLE SIS