WHAT IS YOUR DESTINY

[Bloody Mary]

I swear this is a real one.

YOU ARE:
Booze snake
THE:
Last monday
Destined To:
Invade And Pillage Everything.

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

YOU ARE:

snake Snacks

THE:

Feared Savior

DESTINED TO:

Break Russia

forget YEAH!

[WingZero]

I love this one.

YOU ARE
SUPER JESUS
THE
BLOODTHIRSTY SUPERROBOT
DESTINED TO
BATTLE WITH THE WHITE HOUSE

[WingZero]

Could this be what happened to 4chan before we even knew it?

YOU ARE
ULTRA monday
THE
IMMORTAL MASTERTROLL
DESTINED TO
RULE ALL 4CHAN

[Man 2]

I AM
ULTRA JOE
THE
CHOSEN BOY
DESTINED TO
RAPE POKEMON
WTF... UH, I MEAN, THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED. IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 23^RD.

[Dodger]

Another good one:

YOU ARE:

Dragon Jesus

THE:

Legendary Savior

DESTINED TO:

Die Eating mondays

[Player]

"you are monday jesus the humongous otaku destined to turn lead into Tibet.

"you are lazy snacks the heroic hero destined to end all nothing"

"you are mega boy the feared otaku destined to sell his waifu"

"you are carrot joe the humongous superhero destined to have love with all jews"

"you are magnus snake theperfect christian destined to liberate all furries"

[shafin25]

You are PSYCHO KILLER the BRINGER OF THE KILLER destined to CHALLENGE ALL TWO BEARS AT ONCE

[sara]

you are eternal jim
the
humungous assassin

designed to

battle with 4chan


to war!

[sara]

you are good old dad the cold-blooded otaku designed to sell the skies

and buyers?

[Comatose]

Hue, the loading screen. When it screamed, "mondayS!" I freaked the forget out, also,


YOU ARE
MAGNIFICENT SNIPER
THE
LAST SNIPER
DESTINED TO
BATTLE WITH THE INTERNET.

[naturemon]

YOU ARE
SUPER KUN
THE
RONERY TRIPcigarette
DESTINED TO
STEAL CHILDREN

forget! I dun wanna steal children D:

[JamestheLeet]

I am Waffen-SS Assasin, Bringer of the Otaku, Destined to Defeat Russia

[naturemon]

Wait..what the forget?


YOU ARE
pusillanimous individual ASSPIE
THE
VERY ANGRY ANON
DESTINED TO
TURN LEAD INTO THE HEAVENS

I am no pusillanimous individual asspie D:

[Thorax]

Did I win?