Dear Mage,
We all know who you are here on the forums, with your nice guy attitude. But we all know you're hiding something. The fact that you refuse to post a picture of yourself and tell us your age contributes to this. Please either tell us your age, or post a picture of yourself, or else I will feed my cat store bought food for the rest of it's life.
Sincerely,
Dodger
I posted this so you know whats going on, and we all can interrogate ask Mage some friendly questions.