Who?
Because Mage is doing something sinister we don't know about.
Chris Hansen went on popular internet communication sites, pretending to be a young child. He would give a location of where he was and pretended to be a child in every way so that child predators would come to him. When the child predator arrived, Chris Hansen would be in a chair, and his famous line is: Why don't you have a seat over there?-snip-
I will feed my cat store bought food for the rest of it's life.
You guys realize this is a joke topic, right? I don't care about Mage, where he lives, what he looks like, or his age.
Mage and A.R.C. are the same person, that person has extreme schizophrenia, the two accounts are for that person's two personalities, Mage being the nice one and A.R.C. the badass one.