Joke topic.

[Squiggles]

Post any jokes you think are funny. I'll start.


Why is KFC like a woman?

Because when you get done with the hips and the breasts, all you got is a greasy little box to stick your bone in.

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[Pulchritude]

I'll ask my computer to tell me a joke:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Typhoid.
Typhoid who?
Typhoid this joke before.

[JAW959]

My girlfriend told me to forget her 8 inches and hurt her, so I forgeted her twice with 4 inches and hit her in the nose.

[MasterBlockMan]

My girlfriend told me to forget her 8 inches and hurt her, so I forgeted her twice with 4 inches and hit her in the nose.

What?

[JAW959]

A man goes to his doctor and says to him: "I don't know if my wife has VD or TB" the doctor says: "chase her around the bed if she coughs forget her"

A man goes to the doctor, the doctor finds out the man has 5 snakees, he asks him how his pants fit he says "oh like a glove"

 

[Marcem]

Ernie: I just swallowed a bone.
Bernie: Are you Choking?
Ernie: No, I'm serious.

Guest: I'd like a room for this evening.
Hotel Clerk: Single?
Guest: Yes, but I'm engaged to be married.

Source: Giant Book of Jokes By Joseph Rosenbloom

[sara]

kid:MAMA! MAMA! come quick buba just swallowed a toad

mom: ill call 911!

kid: i hope he doesn't croak