►►►Leif: Swedish P.I. - EPISODE 1 - JIRUE'S YOUSE ◄◄◄

[Kevin]

>introduce self

>ask if hes seen any spare fuel tanks lying around

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

>Grab him and eat him.

Oh that'd be rather rude, wouldn't it? You decide to pop your head into the hole and say hello. Upon half-entry, you discover there are several more dwarves. They appear to be running a small post office. Get it? Small Post office? Anyways, they all drop everything are doing the minute you pop your head in. You polietly introduce yourself as the neighborhood geek from upstairs. On the cork board hanging above a mail basket, you spy a blue post-it note that says "MAIL SHIPPED TODAY" with a bunch of address on it. Among the tiny print, you are hardly but successfully able to make out your apartment's address. It says "LARGE PACKAGE AND 1 LETTER DELIVERED 5MIN AGO." Maybe that's why that dwarf was out in the hallway.

[CC]

>Go check your mail in search of PACKAGE.

[SeventhSandwich]

>Grab all the dwarves and choke them to death.

Then loot the post office for valuables.

[NickTheSushi]

>Grab all the dwarves and choke them to death.

Then loot the post office for valuables.

You MIGHT be able to do that.

If you could fit in the door.

[shafin25]

>Go upstairs and read the LETTER then OPEN the LARGE PACKAGE

[NickTheSushi]

>Go upstairs and read the LETTER then OPEN the LARGE PACKAGE

It's a sad day when no one knows that mailboxes aren't outside apartments...

[TruBluRage]

>Go to your room, grab the guitar hero guitar, and slide it into the opening in the wall.
Attempt to explain to the dwarves that it is a present, and you would like some help in exchange.

[shafin25]

It's a sad day when no one knows that mailboxes aren't outside apartments...

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

[NickTheSushi]

>Go to your room, grab the guitar hero guitar, and slide it into the opening in the wall.
Attempt to explain to the dwarves that it is a present, and you would like some help in exchange.

It's also a sad day when a certain Brazilian doens't realize that Slash's Hammer is a weapon, which is the GH Guitar, which you already picked up.

Derp derp.

[TruBluRage]

It's also a sad day when a certain Brazilian doens't realize that Slash's Hammer is a weapon, which is the GH Guitar, which you already picked up.

Derp derp.

Change of plans, those punk-ass dwarves just complicated the Storyline.

>Bestow the might and glory of Slash's Hammer upon the section of the wall by smashing it and break your way inside this Dwarven post office.

[masterockets]

Go upstairs and get a bucket of water, attempt to drown them all

[shafin25]

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

Oh good point.

>GO OUTSIDE and CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

[NickTheSushi]

>GO CHECK MAIL for LETTER and LARGE PACKAGE

You decide to leave the dwarves alone. You began having all of these horrible thoughts of killing them, why kill them? They didn't do anything to you. Hell, they delivered your mail! You stroll across the hall into the mail room, and surely enough there's mail in your box. Look! A gas can and a letter!

Dear Reddy,

I decided to send you an extra can of fuel

because I know you are always forgetting

to get a refill. Hopefully this will remind you

to get one soon!

-Mommy

Oh, your mom is so sweet. Well, now we have gas. So does your father on Thanksgiving.

[Menen]

>Take Obvious course of Action