Author Topic: ►►►Leif: Swedish P.I. - EPISODE 1 - JIRUE'S YOUSE ◄◄◄  (Read 24757 times)

Check the blue fantas for more fanta.

Hunt down the forgeters who stole your spider

Shoot the lock off the box.

Shoot the lock off the box.
It's a damn shame you already got into your unlocked box. :V

Hunt down the forgeters who stole your spider

Slowly, you plot the demise for whatever sick bastards have taken your precious, precious Thadeus. When you find them, every waking second of the rest of their lives shall be filled with horror and agony as they are slowly killed while forced to sit through a marathon of Malcolm in the Middle. You try to remember where you put the case that your cousin sent you that had the entire show on DVD when your watch rings. You've got an email! You should go check your computer. Maybe the key opens the hatch to get out. You grab your Lil' Solver and the two grenades too, for later.

It's a damn shame you already got into your unlocked box. :V
The green box.

>Unlock all stuff that has been locked with key.
>Go check loving email.





Ah you finally come up to the fresh air. You still wonder why you decided to put your entrance in an always full, never emptied dumpster. Oh well, it's hidden even better that way, you won't look there. You find yourself in the back lot of your bakery/apartment with your office right beside your bunker. You decide to crawl out of the dumpster and go and check your email. Surely enough, you have an email. It looks important!


Dear Private I.,

Hey, I'm thinkin someone may have been kidnapped from my server, I need you to check it out and see who might have done it. I'll tell you who could've been kidnapped when you get here. <Server IP and Location attached>

-Anonymous



Sounds pretty serious indeed. Might as well find the server hopper!

play some basket ball with your handgrenades

>play some basket ball with your handgrenades

You run down from the end of the court for a lay up, but you get a grenade stuck on the hoop. Nice going, Micheal Jordan.

-1 Hand Grenade

Taste the green gunk located near the basketball hoop opposite the dumpster.

throw your other grenade up to knock the other down then play some more basket ball

throw your other grenade up to knock the other down then play some more basket ball
Now why do you want to go and get another grenade stuck up there?


Ffff I can't find anything to make gifs :C