Earwigs

[Menen]

These little forgeters are everywhere in my house.

I go to get a towel. Ear Wig in the towel

I go to open the door. Earwig on the knob

I go to use my toilet. Earwig on the seat.

loving EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU

[Ad Bot]

[Kochieboy]

Holy stuff!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
tehe

[?]

Kill them.
With BUG BOMBS.

[TheLegomaster]

I KNOW RIGHT
THEY'RE IN MY KEYBOARD
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[Night Fox]

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Damnit.

[Anti-Block]

I KNOW RIGHT
THEY'RE IN MY KEYBOARD
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Im soviet russia, you are in the earwig's keyboard!
Oh god.

[Plasmus]

I loving hate those things.

What the hell do they do anyway?
I never got close enough to one to figure out.

[Kochieboy]

If you stick it in your ear it will hurt like holy hell

[Anti-Block]

If you stick it in your ear it will hurt like holy  @#!*%

Stick earwig in ear.
Obtain Wig.
Profit.

[goobler402]

If you stick it in your ear it will hurt like holy hell

What does it do?

[sorrel]

hooray for being in a state that doesn't have those

[Menen]

Guys..

guys

Guys.


Guys listen.

I have the best ide

guys listen.

i have the best idea ever

guys

Ill put pinchers




guys

Pinchers

I'll put PINCHERS
guys listen here

I'll put PINCHERS... on my ass

[Anti-Block]

Guys..

guys

Guys.


Guys listen.

I have the best ide

guys listen.

i have the best idea ever

guys

Ill put pinchers




guys

Pinchers

I'll put PINCHERS
guys listen here

I'll put PINCHERS... on my  @#!*%

:I

[Peejster]

:I

don't edit quotes, you ass

[*Magick* Mage]

What does it do?

It crawls in your ear and lays eggs in your brain! :O!

Not really. They are actually relatively harmless to humans. The most damage it can do is pester people. Just let the little bugs outside, and eventually they'll find there way. c: