My birthday, in four days.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Eight dreadful days from now, I will be turning fourteen. I will be having a double-layer fudge almond cake.

And if I don't die from excitement, I'll die from the boredom from constantly thinking about my birthday cake.



Waiting sucks :(

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[BadMushrooms]

wanna find out something funny?

at your birthday party, tell one random guest that you shook a box really hard to find out what was inside, and you thought you heard a meow, but you were mistaken because it started to leak strawberry jam

[IkeTheGeneric]

wanna find out something funny?

at your birthday party, tell one random guest that you shook a box really hard to find out what was inside, and you thought you heard a meow, but you were mistaken because it started to leak strawberry jam

There are going to be no guests

Edit: And I hate cats

[BadMushrooms]

There are going to be no guests

Edit: And I hate cats

gay

and thats part of the joke. lol.

if you didnt get it, you shook the box.
cats inside.
cat dies.
cat bleeds.
you pretend to think its jam

[Katamari007]

Turning fifteen in 57 days

forget year

[IkeTheGeneric]

Turning fifteen in 57 days

forget year

What are you getting for your birthday?

[Katamari007]

What are you getting for your birthday?

I don't know, I don't care.

[BadMushrooms]

for my 15th birthday i got a cashcard and 200 bucks on it

hells yeah.

[IkeTheGeneric]

for my 15th birthday i got a cashcard and 200 bucks on it

hells yeah.

You're not fifteen.

I don't know, I don't care.

Oh.

[Efmu]

The cake is a LIE


Happy birday!

[IkeTheGeneric]

The cake is a LIE


Happy birday!

Eight days.

Stop reminding me how long eight days is

[Big Brother]

The cake is a LIE

I think you should DIE

[aml]

I think you should DIE

I think he has a nice TIE

Anyways I hope you don't die of excitement.

[oromis]

I think he has a nice TIE

I prefer Optimum over Verizon FIos.

[Big Brother]

Happy birday!

Happy birday indeed.