Paradoxes.

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I didn't understand any of that.

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[thomas64]

Keonesan's head exploded.

Poor keo.

[Deathwishez]

Confused now? 'cause I am.

Either way, you die.

[sir dooble]

I didn't understand any of that.

Then you will never travel through time without the risk of spontaneous brain compression.
You have failed basic training.

Either way, you die.

That or nothing happens.

[T0XIC]

pinocio said my nose will grow!

[Niliscro]

Cracked.

Starting position is 0, and ending position is 1.

So, it goes half way, 0.5, then halfway again, 0.75, etc.

Here's the chart:

0
0.5
0.75
0.875
0.9375
0.96875
0.984375
0.9921875
0.99609375
0.998046875
0.9990234375
0.99951171875
0.999755859375
0.9998779296875
0.99993896484375
0.999969482421875
0.9999847412109375
0.99999237060546875
0.999996185302734375
0.9999980926513671875
0.99999904632568359375
0.999999523162841796875
0.9999997615814208984375
0.99999988079071044921875
0.999999940395355224609375
0.9999999701976776123046875
0.99999998509883880615234375
0.999999992549419403076171875
0.999999996274709701538085937 5
0.999999998137354850769042968 75
0.999999999068677425384521484 375
0.999999999534338712692260742 1875
0.999999999767169356346130371 09375

Closer and closer. Eventually, you'll be at 1 and 1.

Actually, it well never reach a perfect 1.  But this makes sense, since two nuclei of an atom never touch, they're only bound or repelled by electromagnetic forces and stuff.  So basically, it never touches the ground, but hovers slightly above it.

[Senor Devin]

OP did you just find out the definition of a word and thought that warranted a thread?

[sir dooble]

OP did you just find out the definition of a word and thought that warranted a thread?

No, he thought of an interesting phenomena and decided that it would be interesting to have a topic that revolved around them and others posting them.
Read the topic, Jackass.

[Senor Devin]

No, he thought of an interesting phenomena and decided that it would be interesting to have a topic that revolved around them and others posting them.
Read the topic, Jackass.

I did read the topic and it was just a horrible idea, its like just as stupid "Lets make a thread of contradictions"

[sir dooble]

I did read the topic and it was just a horrible idea, its like just as stupid "Lets make a thread of contradictions"

Except we're actually posting paradoxes and then explaining and working them out, so the topic serves a purpose and is being used for an actual reason.
So, maybe it seems stupid if no one does anything in it, but it's correctly being used.
Not to mention, this is off-topic, pretty much anything goes here and atleast this topic is interesting compared to the other crap that drifts in here daily.

[Kaptain]

Why am I always late to awesome threads? You guys have already either posted or thoroughly discussed all of my fevourites :c

[Welknair]

I did read the topic and it was just a horrible idea, its like just as stupid "Lets make a thread of contradictions"

If it's so horrible, why does it have 5 pages in just a few hours? There seems to be some interesting discussion going on here and it's quite interesting imo. If you don't like it or if it hurts your head, you don't have to read it.

[keonesan]

Does this count as a paradox?

[Welknair]

Wat?

I tried working it out and I got that the above rectangular space was 3X5 while the lower was 2X8. 16-15=1. But how'd that happen? I see that the squashed rectangle has a greater area due to the dimensions, but as it says, where'd the hole come from?

[kanew2000]

Fake portals are fake.

Neither one of those portals are on a surface.

Their real. It's just that he used a console commands to put a portal anywhere. Therefore he put a blue portal on a wall and put a red portal in the blue portal.

tl;dr he use cheat put red portal in blue portal