35x50 SPACE ADVENTURE - bloom, stuff spectrum, and blood on screen = health

[A.R.C.]

Ha ha ha 

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

"Report back to main command"
Good idea!





Command: Did the mission carry out well?
...
ENGAGED IN TACTICAL CONVERSATION
WHAT TO SAY?

[Qwepir]

"I threw them at the planet and they blew up, sir!"

[DracoSoul]

"I gave them a good helping of HOT richardINGS with my tractor beam."

[Tingalz]

Command: That was an un-orthodox way of dealing with the problem...

You gain +4 MERIT
MERIT can be used to upgrade COMPONENTS such as ENGINES, SHIELDS, and WEAPONS

Check OP for current list of upgrades available at the store.

[DracoSoul]

You visit some locals who laugh at your ship's name. When queried about their laughter, it is discovered that the entire colony believes you use 'tit' at the beginning instead of 'tite'

-5 Spirit

[Tingalz]

I'm the one writing the story tyvm

[DracoSoul]

I'm the one writing the story tyvm

Yeah but now you can't stop saying 'tit' instead of 'tite'

[masterockets]

Upgrade laser!

[A.R.C.]

Just buy a bigger tractor beam.

[Tingalz]

The next largest tractor beam is 5000 merit and only mountable on space stations.

[A.R.C.]

Steal it

[Tingalz]

You roll a 1

[A.R.C.]

Now that you have it, begin throwing planets

[?]

Flip a coin to decide between SHIELDS or LASERS.