Where to start...
There is this incredibly bratty, annoying 8 year old and his mom who come to stay at my house one week every summer. He has thrown a tantrum so big that I have been forced to sleep in the basement instead of my bedroom, which is right next to the room he is sleeping in. At the moment, he has locked himself in my room and is screaming and throwing things against the wall. I just heard 4 incredibly expensive sounding things hit the wall, probably my Lego taj mahal and some glass statuettes I got in china. God help me keep my sanity.