Author Topic: Zombie Survival  (Read 64805 times)

Location: New Jersey

My family hasn't come back from Wal-Mart...

They left me home alone with my very small dog.  I'm minding my own business, watching T.V. when stuffty CNN comes on.  They interrupted American Choppers so I went ballistic.  They were saying that zombies took over and stuff, so yeah.  I go to the bathroom and grab some air freshener.  I find my dad's lighter too.  I grab 6 bottles of water and stuff them in my backpack.  I get one of those cool kitchen knives with the teeth on them. I chop up my dog then put his remains in a plastic bag. I take a piss and snatch the keys to my mom's old-as-hell Buick LeSabre and run out the front door.

I see no one for miles.  Litterally no one at all.  I get in the car and start it up.  I start driving to LI using my phone's GPS.

Profile - Adam Perez (Kiddeh)
Weaponry: Kitchen knife
Clothing: Jeans, hoodie, bandana as a face mask
Inventory: 6 bottles of water, lighter, air freshener, car keys, doggy meat, plastic bag (occupied)

This guy is a prime example of a good start.

« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 03:39:41 AM by Kiddeh »

Location: Pennsylvania

As I'm driving to LI I try calling my dad. No answer. I try my mom. No dice. Then my sister. Nada.

I started sobbing WEEPING
I mean, really. No one's been crying WEEPING even though they're whole family is dead. Think about it.


I'M MENLY
« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 04:10:41 AM by Kiddeh »

Location: Pennsylvania

As I'm driving to LI I try calling my dad. No answer. I try my mom. No dice. Then my sister. Nada.

I started sobbing.
I mean, really. No one's been crying even though they're whole family is dead. Think about it.
WOMEN CRY
MEN WEEP


WOMEN CRY
MEN WEEP
PIGS GO MOO
COWS GO WOOF
DUCKS GO SQUEAK
LIONS GO OINK
PIGS GO QUACK
RATS GO ROAR

PIGS GO MOO
COWS GO WOOF
DUCKS GO SQUEAK
LIONS GO OINK
PIGS GO QUACK
RATS GO ROAR
MY MOM GOES OMFGWTFPICKUPTHISMESSYOUlovin gLAZYstarfishCHILD

Listen, you're not an Army guy. I'm pretty sure that a civilian model Humvee is pretty hard to find.
I'm pretty sure you didnt pay any attention to the military invading the city..oh and im a civilian.

I'm pretty sure you didnt pay any attention to the military invading the city..oh and im a civilian.
This post made no sense, if the military was there, there wouldn't be an infection in that area.

The military can't do stuff right now.  Lets get that clear through everyones skulls now.

The military can't do stuff right now

I also remember Shadowed saying he killed every single zombie in America.  He didn't say that exactly, but he said he killed 1.4 12.4 million zombies.

Mistakes.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 01:16:25 AM by Kiddeh »

Nothing seems unusual in a small island off the coast of Sweden.

People walk by the window normally, a small amount of cars drive by, and my house is firmy barricaded. I open a can of Pepsi, made right here on this island, and sit down on the couch to watch TV.

Turns out all the channels are dead except one, the CNN. How did they manage to stay up after all the others went on the fritz? I watch the news, and it says,

"The zombie infection is steadily reaching it's peak, and states are being infected fifteen times faster than the government can quarantine them. More news at six."

I look out the window. A plane lands about a mile away. That's definitely not good...better grab my dad's hunting rifle.

Profile - Daniel Greene
Weaponry - Hunting Rifle
Clothing - T-Shirt, Gym Pants, Sneakers, Swedish Hat
Inventory - Multi-Purpose Tool

When the plane Im on lands, theres nobody (thats not a zombie) in the airport. As soon as teh doors open (too bad for me Im closest to door) The pilot sees the zombies and hastily takes off. He didnt notice me fall before He left. I have 0* things. *except clothing

Hey guys I'm just now getting a chance to post because these bastards have been chasing me since day one.  Anyway I'm out of ammo and reduced to using knifes I found in some old house and posting using an old laptop I found on what appears to be someone that got mauled by zombies (couldn't tell too messy).  I'm currently in South Carolina near the Georgia state line.  It seems clear at the moment but I could be wrong.  So is anyone camped in Florida at the moment?


Profile:Adam (Mariofan09)
Weapons: Shotgun(empty), Carving knife, 9mm Pistol(empty)
Clothing: Ripped T-shirt, Jeans, Old shoes
Inventory: Laptop, First aid kit, Canned beans, Laptop charger, Ibuprofen

Just my luck.

The Buick broke down; partially because I ran over a zombie and his arm got stuck between two pipes, but mainly because the engine needs an oil change.  I pulled over to side of the highway, grabbed my stuff, and headed into the forest right in front of me.  No one was on the highway except for survivors, so I should be safe for now.  Before I got out of the car, I grabbed my cellphone's car charger and the standad outlet charger.  As I type this I'm following the highway toward LI.  I'll be there soon.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 08:19:12 PM by Kiddeh »