Author Topic: Zombie Survival  (Read 65546 times)

If you're aiming at the head at all you are an idiot because you will only hit it out of sheer luck. You are a civilian untrained in handling firearms. You are not just going to pick up a glock and start popping zombies in the head.

Also there hasn't been anything combat about knives since World War I.

If you're aiming at the head at all you are an idiot because you will only hit it out of sheer luck. You are a civilian untrained in handling firearms. You are not just going to pick up a glock and start popping zombies in the head.

Also there hasn't been anything combat about knives since World War I.
I have firearms training little fire arms training.
And I said combat because i can't remember the name of a specifc knife.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2010, 02:00:57 PM by Shadowed999 »

Trying to knife a zombie is a good way to become one.

Trying to knife a zombie is a good way to become one.
Back up my friend,its for back up.

Also,thanks for the bren gun balls pic.

A real man's backup is his fists, pusillanimous individual. What would you need to carry two knives for anyway?

A real man's backup is his fists, pusillanimous individual. What would you need to carry two knives for anyway?
IDK...i just have some in my room.

A real man's backup is his fists, pusillanimous individual. What would you need to carry two knives for anyway?
when in doubt
throw stuff
or use something long
like a spear
or dont kill at all, and just take a defensive role

If you're aiming at the head at all you are an idiot because you will only hit it out of sheer luck. You are a civilian untrained in handling firearms. You are not just going to pick up a glock and start popping zombies in the head.

Also there hasn't been anything combat about knives since World War I.
Even if they were trained they wouldn't be aiming at the head. All soldiers, LEOs, etc are trained to fire at center mass, not take headshots.

Kanew,Skelo,and I made our way up to the safe house on the hill.I've been waiting to ask them one question since the first time we met.Can i join your group?

okay i have 2 stories to give to this thread i hope you like them

Story 1: Hawaii

journal entry 1: day 7 (i think) of the infection

so today i just went surfing and then i came back and smoked some weed and there is a record sugar crop this year but nobody is buying it i think zombies dont like sugar

oh well journal. i m going to go surfing again tomrrow


Story 2: Story q

Chapter 1; the qest for vengince deliverd         ƣ

Jack Black who was Colonel Jack Ryan's sun was at his job at the hat store when he got a letter from the postman. "sun i am about to dead so i need you to go out and save the world form the zombies, it is your destiny. i am proud of you and i will miss you love, dad"

Jack Black know he had to revenged his dad but he didnt have a gunned. So he went to the ammo store that was across the street but there was nobody inside. He walked around very queitly because he was afraid that there might be zombies inside. he was about to get a gun but he saw a zombie in the store so he was even quieter. Eventually Jack black got a big gun like the one rambo blew up the guys like with the tank gun with and left the store very quitely so the zombies didnt not wake up

Outside it was like badplace the sky was red with the fire of the buildings and the sound was full of the sounds of zombies. Jack black saw that he could not get to the town hall to save the mayor. he was about to dispear because he was going to fail his dad and his disteny and not save the wolrd but then he locked up and saw a police helicopeter. "i rely need a helicopeter"  said jack black. in front of him just now he saw a office with a helicopeter. "i do what i will have to do" said jack black and he went inside.

inside whas just like the outside the building was burning and the chairs were broken and there was dead people and zombies "you cannot come in here if you are not a zombie"  said the zombies. "i have a gun" said jack black. "NO!" said the zombies. and then he shot them and they were now dead again. he new he dodnt have much time to save the mayor so he jumped into the elevator. jack black forgot to read the sign that said "elevator cant go when there is fire use stairs on fire thoguh" so soon there was smoke in the elevators and jack couldnt see.

suddeny in the black smoke he heard a sound! it was zombies and they were in the elevators! "no zombies you cant go with me i have to save the mayor" said jack black"but we want to eat your brian " said the zombies. "i had elevator first zombies and you cant ride in it" jack black said and then he took his big tank gun and shot holes on the floor and the zombies fell down and screemed.

"aha i defeated the zombes again and i might save my town" said jack black. but he speak too soon the zombies had fallen down but they snapped the elevator cable and he began to fall. "OH NO " said jack black. he had to think fast because the elevator was going to fall down. he smashed the eleveator door and saw the floors moving past in front of him. "i will do this for my density" said jack black. he ran to the back of the elevator and then he ran even faster forward and he jumped and flipped into the floor out of the elevator.

"AHAH i beat you zombies you cant get me now said" jack black. he looked up and saw that he was on the 13 floor, one floor under the helicopeter pad. But then he saw a big boss zombie blokeing the door. "today I am feeling lucky punk how about you" jack black asked to the zombie. "i will take your brain away" said the zombie and he rushed at him.

jack black couldnt shoot fast enough so he began bunching the zombie in the face and hitting him with the gun. The battle was fiearce and for a while it didnt look like jack black was going to win'. zombie punched jack black in the lovesnake. "You will die" said jack black. jack black was too powerful for the big boss zombie so the big boss zombie said "okay i will let you past" jack black who didnt like killing decided to spare the zomie and get to the helicopter. "you have sufared enough" said jack black and left by the elevator.

Jack Black got to helcipoter and started it up band saw that he had just enough gas to make it to the mayor and the town hall. "I will save you yet " said jack black. "for destiny" said jack black. "for dad" said jack black. he took it into the air and shaked off a few zombies that were up on the helicopter and killed them with ehiclopter fan. then he looked back and saw big boss zombie. he was throwing rocks at the helicopeter! "Never truste a zombie" said jack black" they will only be a traitor to you".

"i see you boss zombie" jack black said. he took aim and threw a knife at boss zombies head really hard. the boss zombie was stunted. "now i will kill you like a should have the first time" ssaid jack black. Jack black flew the helicopeter at the boss zombie and then he turned and flipped over the zombe. the helicopter fan hit the zombie upside down and he was shreaded and blood exploded everywhere even up on the helicopter front so jack black had to turn on wipers.

n"ow to save the mayors" said jack black. jack black flew to the mayors house even faster than before. under him there were fires and zombies and they were tiny ants to him. he even saw the army and he almost stoped because he rthought that his dad was in the army but then he remembered was his dad told him. and went on. it was a bad fight for the army and the army was losing so he had to go fast.

Jack black got to the town hall and all was cahos. there was fires and cars upside down and zombies and there were news reporters everywhere. "i bet this will be on the news tonight" jack black said and he parked his helicopther by the reporters. he saw that the zombies was almost to the news mens so  he said to them "here take my gun" and he gave them his big tank gun. "this is my fight and i must do it alone" jack black said.

"up here help me" jack black heard. he looked up and saw that it was the Mayor talking to him from up in the town hall. "help me jack black before the zombies get me" said the mayor "they are eating the door."

"i must go fast and fast destiny " saids Jack black. "even faster then when i was in the heliceptor or when the escalator was flailing" said jack black. Jack black put on a lamp and cloak like sam fisher and threw up a grapeling hook. jack black got up to where the mayor was. "thank you jack black" said the mayor. suddenly the zombies finished eating the door and they were still hungry and they turned towards jack blac and the mayor. "get out of here mayor" said jack black and he sent him down to the rope and hook. "run to helicopter where the reporters are" jack black said down to the mayor and turned back to the zombies.

"lets finish this jack black said to the zombies" ...... .

chapter 2: p]              zomnies


the zombies were gone and the city was new. it was one year later and all of the town people and all of the news reporters and jack blacks friend from the hat store where there. The Mayor was giving a speach. "Attention people of the city. Our town is saved thanks to jack black. for a long time he sold hats and he didn't know his destiny. One day is dad who is dead told him that 'you must save the town' and he realized that his density was upon him. today i would like to honur that man who gave his life to save the town and me and the reporters and many other people" said the president.

"hey" said jack black. "what did i miss" said jack black has he walked up the stairs of the town hall to where the mayor was talking. "YOu are a live" said the presidnet! "i found my dad too' said jack black. Colonel Jack Ryan came up the stairs behind him. "ƾƾ ƾ " said the president because he wa s surprised. "I was a zombie for a while like the other people in the town " said jack blacks dad. "I was fighting with the army and the zombies came over us and they turned us into them and i was dead" said the colonel. "But my sun found me and he gave me the medicin that was discovered by the astronauts after he saved you" said jack black"

"we must celebrate" said the resident. then the Mayor of the town took out tw medals and gave them to jack black and colonel jack ryan. "for your bravery in saving the town i would like to give you these medals." said the mayor . "IN conclusion, thanks for all your help" the mayor said.

To be continued................                  said the mayor




Love,
Wegde

Bump because lifes a bore.



IDEA: VIDEO DIARIES. I have webcam, so this would be awesome.
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Day 109 of infection


 The infection has spread world wide and now the military wants luanch the nukes.Heh pretty late,huh?