Everything has finally been answered.

[Plasmus]

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

It all makes sense now.

[Ad Bot]

[Sarge]

Oohhhhhh, so that's how she did it...

[Daedalus]

I love you. I need to show this to my Twilight-obsessed friend Tallulah.

[Big Brother]

i read it word by word. Never read the book, but ive seen the movies.

[Platinum]

The guy who wrote this is a genius. Like, a very smart person. I don't think that just because I hate Twillight, really.

[Riot]

 Some people understand and see things that others can't explain, or just will never understand. You understand?

[JTBreslow]

I bet someone is going to say tl;dr.

[Proog]

I now have far more reasons to tell everyone Twilight sucks vampire dongs.
Thanks for the cool article.

Also for the TL;DR people, there's a 3 minute video at the bottom.

[Littledude]

If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

haha

[Platinum]

"Twilight is like soccer. People run around for 2 hours,'
no one scores, and millions of fans insist you just
don't understand." -ThatKidWithMyHat @ YouTube

[Uncle Bengs]

Haha, TheOatmeal is great! :D

[Littledude]

no mention of the choice between bestiality and necrophilia. :(

[Sebster 105]

lol

[shafin25]

Pants.
Funnies

[Xx7xX]

Lol@calling her "Pants"