Girlfriend trouble...

[DracoSoul]

im sure we'd all stuff bricks unto the floor if this happened to us

Not me?

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[*Magick* Mage]

im sure we'd all stuff bricks unto the floor if this happened to us

Good thing it could never happen to me. :3

[Gamefandan]

DITCH THE CONDOMS. ACQUIRE ICE CREAM.

[sir dooble]

Good thing it could never happen to me. :3

Ah, the benefits of not liking Ice-Cream, right?

Atleast you got something from your trip though, right?

[cucumberdude]

I'm not believing you or anything but I highly doubt you guys would have love.

Wait what? Not believing what part of the story?

We've been on ~5 dates, and we've gone to second base. So correct, we have not had love.

gotta point there
if you decide to do it now that they must be accepting of something you didnt do
use the condems
use the pull out method
this way, theres no pregnancy or STDs

but damn, your gf is crazy with a text like that

Derp. My problem isn't that I want to have love w/ her, my problem is that my parents are apestuff b/c they think I stuck it in her pooper.

Not me?

You don't care if your parents get an illicit text from your girlfriend? You're either stupid or dumb. :/

DITCH THE CONDOMS. ACQUIRE ICE CREAM.

/agree

EDIT: Good lord, that took forever... People kept replying :c

[*Magick* Mage]

Ah, the benefits of not liking Ice-Cream, right?

No silly, the benefits of not talking to your father for a year and being aloveual, amongst other things.

I love ice cream, though. C:

[General Nick]

snip

I meant "I'm not calling you a liar or anything..." because I didn't want to offend you or anything.

Wrong choice of words on my part.

[_Rave_]

pooper.

brown town? wtf?

Oh I've been wondering, how do girls clean up for brown town?  Wouldn't want my richard covered in stuff :/

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Anyway, let this settle down.  You can't do much about it.

[skelolego229]

dont you just hate when parents tell you about love things that you may well already know?
its just......akward

[cucumberdude]

brown town? wtf?

Oh I've been wondering, how do girls clean up for brown town?  Wouldn't want my richard covered in stuff :/

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Anyway, let this settle down.  You can't do much about it.

Twas' a joke, my good sir.

Anyways... yeah, I guess it's time to play the waiting game...

I was thinking, I could get my friends to vouch for me and tell my parents she's a crazy whore and breakup (half true :/) but I'd don't want to be a total richard...

dont you just hate when parents tell you about love things that you may well already know?
its just......akward

yessir

[DracoSoul]

You don't care if your parents get an illicit text from your girlfriend? You're either stupid or dumb. :/

Irooooonyyyyyy

Anyway, this wouldn't happen to me in the first place because

1. I am a big boy and big boys get their own phones
2. I'm off to college next year anyway

[JD]

Be glad you have the condoms, it's safer that way. ;D
If you don't want them, feel free to send them my way.

[duke 838]

DITCH THE CONDOMS. ACQUIRE ICE CREAM.

XD

[skelolego229]

Twas' a joke, my good sir.

Anyways... yeah, I guess it's time to play the waiting game...

I was thinking, I could get my friends to vouch for me and tell my parents she's a crazy whore and breakup (half true :/) but I'd don't want to be a total richard...
yessir

you should get her to suck your rooster first then break up
then youd REALLY be a “richard”
*comedic drum solo*

[cucumberdude]

Irooooonyyyyyy

Anyway, this wouldn't happen to me in the first place because

1. I am a big boy and big boys get their own phones
2. I'm off to college next year anyway

Shoulda mentioned, I do have my own phone with which I regularly text innapropriate stuff w/ her. It's a long story, but basically, I forgot my phone at our last date, so I borrowed my mom's to phone her once.

Also; @#2, lucky >:c

Be glad you have the condoms, it's safer that way. ;D
If you don't want them, feel free to send them my way.

Yeah, I guess so. I was thinking, saves me the awkwardness of buying em' myself...