Girlfriend trouble...

[DracoSoul]

It helps if you ask the cashier if she wants to help you break in the condoms, if she's a lady.

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[cucumberdude]

Talking from experience? 

[_Rave_]

I was thinking, I could get my friends to vouch for me and tell my parents she's a crazy whore and breakup (half true :/) but I'd don't want to be a total richard...

As long as it doesn't spread around your school that Nicolina's a whore, is no big deal.

It helps if you ask the cashier if she wants to help you break in the condoms, if she's a lady.

lol'd.  What if she's really old?  Or if that she is a he?

[skelolego229]

It helps if you ask the cashier if she wants to help you break in the condoms, if she's a lady.

ahaha
damn, i need a girlfriend, you dont meet many homeschooled

[cucumberdude]

Or if that she is a he?

if she's a lady.

 

EDIT: Poor skele :c
thats gotta suck :c

[skelolego229]

my grandfather would buy my mother condems as a little girl and my uncle (also a young boy then) would sneak in her room and take them to use
grandpa would get upset at mom then she would say “why dont you ask your son what happened to them”


fun fun

[cucumberdude]

lols

[DracoSoul]

Talking from experience? 

Yes, actually.

But I knew her and I was joking.

[cucumberdude]

mmk

lol

Not sure if it means anything, but of my four friends I sent this two, only the two guys have responded so far...

[_Rave_]

mmk

lol

Not sure if it means anything, but of my four friends I sent this two, only the two guys have responded so far...

Get less busy friends?

[cucumberdude]

Girls always go to bed early >:c

12:00 my place

[Gamefandan]

Not sure if it means anything, but of my four friends I sent this two, only the two guys have responded so far...

Women are weird. It's just how it is. AND ONCE AGAIN, I ORDER YOU TO ACQUIRE ICE CREAM AT WHATEVER COST.

[DracoSoul]

Women never go to bed in my bed

[_Rave_]

3AM here.  And tomorrow I am prepared to run from pissed off golfers.  And possibly run from zombies, in an abandoned building.

Women never go to bed in my bed

olololol.

[Gamefandan]

And tomorrow I am prepared to run from pissed off golfers.

Whatever shenanigans you've got planned, I want in.