Author Topic: Martial Arts  (Read 4352 times)




We all know Muay Thai and ninjutsu are the best. Everything else is gay stuff for show and lame competition (besides the Krav Maga).

Otis can kill you with his pinky finger

 What's that one form of fighting in Africa. It's like dancing in circles, but each kick can put up around two thousand pounds of pressure.


It's like this:

Judo cigarette: I'm gay and I can grab you and flip you over or some dumb showy stuff.
Muay Thai Master: *knee to face*

No, I don't.

But I'm going to learn Krav Maga, unless my mom makes me learn Taekwando, since it's Korean.

What does that have to do with anything


I doubt you know any form of Martial Arts.

No. your toy Nun chucks aren't Martial Arts
Heyyyy Shuttup Menen, his squirrel nunchucks are COOL!

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What does that have to do with anything
My mom works for Koreans.
:/

Kia, to be specific.

itt weeaboo thinks he knows martial arts

itt weeaboo thinks he knows martial arts
Wee.

Now you know nothing.

I'm taking Taikwondo or however the forget you say it.

Actually it's pretty cool.