I have a new hairdo, am I allowed in?
*Mikiyikiy tugs your hairdo uncomfortably before realizing it's not fake and then spits on it in an attempt to fix it
Hey guys, can I enter The Salty Spitoon now?
*Draco attempts to enter the Salty Spitoon with a rainbow afro on
*Mikiyikiy bounces you back to super snake hut
I've got super aids. Without any milk.
JamesTheLeet ran in here (no idea why) and slipped on an icecube.
*Sarge rips Mikiyikiy's "MOM" tattoo off and puts it back on upside-down