The Salty Spitoon.

[Daedalus]

This morning, I ate a nail of bowls.
Without any bowls.
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[Kobewarrior]

This mornin', I drank a cup of acid, without the cup.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Hey, I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while I was watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes!

[Tremrist]

This mornin', I drank a cup of acid, without the cup.

OH GOD, ITS EVERYWHERE

[snot2]

i beat pokemon red only iusing magikarps splash

[skelolego229]

i beat pokemon red only iusing magikarps splash

heres a lifetime spitoon pass

[Kobewarrior]

I went downstairs in the dark and I only cried for 10 Minutes!

[No, FROHman Elite!]

*Seemingly goes with a hairdo*
Hey, get me in that club.

[Riot]

 Yesterday I ran out of nails to go with my cup of raw eggs, so I used my own nails.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I'm a drifter, I just blew out to town.

[skelolego229]

I'm a drifter, I just blew out to town.

*checks your hair*
your good
watch it gordon freeman got in a crowbar fight

[No, FROHman Elite!]

*Real me comes with a clown afro*

Excuse me, I'd like to gain entrance to your social club, I see my hair-do's in order.

[skelolego229]

*Real me comes with a clown afro*

Excuse me, I'd like to gain entrance to your social club, I see my hair-do's in order.

no clowns allowed unless ya got good material, tough, not comedy

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Not tough enough? That's it, *Cracks fingers*

*Runs away crying*

*At Weenie hut Juniors*

*Sniffles*

Patrick, Let's get in a pretend fight, then when I beat you, I'll be tough enough to come in!

*Waiting in line*

[Tremrist]

Wow, you beat that guy up without even touching him!