The day any advert makes me cry sad tears is the day I morph into a pastry treat.
What does make me cry, though in an angry way is car and perfume adverts, where the forget do they get off telling you jack stuff about the product and just hiding everything behind a fancy advert involving three people kissing or a Ford Transit that can turn into a robot and skate on a frozen lake but not really because it's all 3d trickery to make you think it's cool when it's just a stuffty white van or whatever?