I hate my brother

[Altered]

Kill it with fire.

[Ad Bot]

[JAW959]

Oh dear, well some day when you're old and gray you'll love your brother.
<3

(inb4 Magick Mage )

[Molasses]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

Holy stuff.

[Roknrollwill]

Holy stuff.

Holy stuff indeed.

[goobler402]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

Your parents are stupid, no offence.

[Strovbe]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

Did you kill her?

[Menen]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

Dont invite your sister to your wedding.

[Roknrollwill]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

Order your minions to rape her.
Stick it in her pooper.

[Syntho]

when your brother bends over to pull out the plug push him so his head hits the wall.

[Menen]

when your brother bends over to pull out the plug stick it in his pooper

fixed

[Jacob/Lee]

Build a fortress around the plug then hire discount mercenaries.

[brickybob]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

My question is "How do you get stabbed with a kitchen knife and not go to the hospital?"

Press charges.

[oromis]

You can use Google too?

Nobody wants to spend the time to look up your idiocy so I did a favor for everyone.

[Visage]

My question is "How do you get stabbed with a kitchen knife and not go to the hospital?"

Press charges.

Meh she mellowed out now, I am 20 and she is 23 and I am almost 2 feet taller and 100 lbs. heavier so getting revenge now would just seem wrong.