I USED SHAMPOO AS SOAP.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You want alive? Put bengay on your jewels.

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[JAW959]

OH forget MAN, GO MAKE CEREAL WITH THE MILK FIRST ASDF.

[SpreadsPlague]

You want alive? Put bengay on your jewels.

oh jesus

[Desdom]

i removed a government label from my matress

[Mikiyikiy]

You want alive? Put bengay on your jewels.

I don't understand what's so wrong. I just put some on like, 30 seconds ago.

[brickybob]

OH forget MAN, GO MAKE CEREAL WITH THE MILK FIRST ASDF.

That's what I do.

[Hugums]

YA WELL I USED LUBE AS SHAVING CREAM... Not a smart move on my part...

[Altered]

I JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHOWER USING SHAMPOO AS SOAP
I'M SO AWESOME.

[brickybob]

I JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHOWER USING SHAMPOO AS SOAP
I'M SO AWESOME.

[IkeTheGeneric]

YA WELL I USED LUBE AS SHAVING CREAM... Not a smart move on my part...

You shaved with your snake?

[Altered]

You shaved with your snake?

...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant

[IkeTheGeneric]

...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant

You don't use shaving cream to shave lol

[SpreadsPlague]

You don't use shaving cream to shave lol

wait, what?

[IkeTheGeneric]

wait, what?

You cannot shave off hair with shaving cream

[Hiiro3293]

I have Shaving Cream, Body Wash, Shampoo, Conditioner, and tile cleaner, in one bottle, thanks Gillete!