"If you don't tell anyone about this now, I will give you 2 free tickets to a Knicks game"
*During the middle of the Knicks game
"HEY, HE JUST BRIBED US"
*They go back
"Ok, fine, You choose, the Jersey Boys, or (some other band I don't remember)"
*During the middle of the Jersey Boys concert
"AWW HEY, HE DID IT AGAIN"