Real men wear sweaters and own small dogs in sweaters.
Electrology is the practice of electrical epilation to permanently remove human hair. The practitioner puts a solid hair-thin metal probe into each hair follicle. Electricity is then delivered to the follicle through the probe, which causes localized damage to the areas that generate hairs.
...Would trying to do that yourself be a bad idea? Because I have an electrical socket right here, and I have a few paper clips...