Hairy Legs, I have them.

[BrofOrange]

Real men wear sweaters and own small dogs in sweaters.

and drive a prius.

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[Moriarty]

NEXT POSTER IS KING OF PAGE 5
also ramona im gonna unleash the evil ex's
DAMN IM TOO LATE
come help me make this god damn loving salsa.

[Roknrollwill]

Go advertise your 5 inch snake elsewhere.

Nope.

[DrMobius]

I'm more man than the overwhelming majority of you who sit on your computer all day pretending to do man things that I do like:

• Have love with girls

Hey now, the little girls in your neighborhood don't count.  :P[/list]

[Moriarty]

Hey now, the little girls in your neighborhood don't count.  :P[/list]

hes being serious >:C
i can somehow see otis having legit love and not just hooker love and hopefully protected or else hes gonna become a father

[Qwepir]

I have hairy legs too. That's why I wear jeans year-round.

[BrofOrange]

hes being serious >:C
i can somehow see otis having legit love and not just hooker love and hopefully protected or else hes gonna become a father

why do you imagine otis having love?

[Roknrollwill]

• Make money I make a couple dollars
  
• Talk to girls Don't feel like it
  
• Exercise rigorously Not rigorously, but occasionally
  
• Operate heavy machinery Nu
  
• Eat homemade hot sauce Why?
  
• Have love with girls Too young
  
• Discharge firearms Once
  
• and much more

I'd like to hear

[Moriarty]

why do you imagine otis having love?[/list]

i dont IMAGINE it
i just can think of it
and get to helping me make this loving salsa
we only have an hour

[Menen]

I has hairy legs.

Shaving it doesnt hellp. It grows back fast

And i accidently my leg with a shaver, and it was all bleedy

The hair in that spot doesnt want to grow back

[Moriarty]

I has hairy legs.

Shaving it doesnt hellp. It grows back fast

And i accidently my leg with a shaver, and it was all bleedy

The hair in that spot doesnt want to grow back

stop shaving your legs

[Otis Da HousKat]

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I'd love to expand more on it, but I'm too busy exercising and texting smiley faces to girls at the moment.

[Menen]

stop shaving your legs

One day. SOmeone will invent something that stops hair growth in certain areas.

[Roknrollwill]

I'd love to expand more on it, but I'm too busy exercising and texting smiley faces to girls at the moment.

Wait wut.  I don't care if your manly anymore, that first post was supposed to be a joke.[/list]

[Moriarty]

Wait wut.  I don't care if your manly anymore, that first post was supposed to be a joke.[/list]

ok