My Sister's Dog Wouldn't Shut Up

[Coolio]

Okay,

It's 7:54 here in Saskatchewan. My sister is in the process of moving out. She bought a dog from the owners of the house. The dog is 10 months. A poodle cross. Our family has border-colies for dogs. (We have lots of animals.) So, the dog slep in my room in a small kennel. I woke up because he is yapping. I take him out. He pees on my floor. I take him outside. He pees on the ground. (It's cloudy and dark outside.)

He still yaps.

So I make a recording of me saying, "Shhhhhhhhh.... Quiet Skeeter!"

The End.

Discuss.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Obviously it's not that great of a dog.

LOL

Because using the resize feature makes you look cool.

[nano block]

LOL


know what Ike the generic.....

go kick some cats...

[shafin25]

Get a scarf.
Gag him up.
Tie him up hard with strong rope.
Tie his legs properly.
Put a hat on him.
Tie his tail with his legs.
Drench him in water.
Then, tie him up to the steel cables.

By then, he should learn to shut up.

[Coolio]

He started barking again. BRB.

[Colten]

Guess you could say that dog is a bitch

[Coolio]

Guess you could say that dog is a bitch

It's a "It"

[Mr.Interceptor]

"Shhhhhhhhh.... Quiet Skeeter!"

Nice name 

[Travis [bob36455]]

Guess you could say that dog is a bitch

I see what j00 did there.

[JAW959]

What is with all these dog-related threads? Are we all really being invaded by furries?

[naturemon]

I see what j00 did there.

What did the jews do now? D:

[tay104]

Guess you could say that dog is a bitch

I love you.

It's a "It"

No, it's not.  Is it male or female?  If it's fixed look for the thing's pecker, shouldn't be too hard.

[skelolego229]

What is with all these dog-related threads? Are we all really being invaded by furries?

we are all around you, we infiltrate the lines more and more

[lmddc]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+shut+up+a+dog

[Colten]

I love you.
No, it's not.  Is it male or female?  If it's fixed look for the thing's pecker, shouldn't be too hard.

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