Omegle and cleverbot

[cooldawson3]

(other topic(s) were too old) (yes, I know it is cold in here, but it's funny)
All you do is post funny conversations like this:

Cleverbot:
(conversation here)

or:
Omegle
(conversation here)

I don't have any yet, but I will.

Links:


http://www.cleverbot.com/

http://www.omegle.com/

NOW GO POST!!

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

but the other topic wasnt old :(
people kept resurrecting it with the staff of resurrection

[WhatevaGuy]

I believe I was one of the first to put up a Cleverbot
Or something
:D

[cooldawson3]

I believe I was one of the first to put up a Cleverbot
Or something
:D

Hey... you still go on? I remember you. good times lol. I haven't seen you post in awhile. Plus, I haven't been browsing lately either.

but the other topic wasnt old :(
people kept resurrecting it with the staff of resurrection

I didn't want to bump it.

[Moriarty]

well
i found the topic already
wasnt that hard
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.0
feel free to do as you please with it

[WhatevaGuy]

Hey... you still go on? I remember you. good times lol. I haven't seen you post in awhile. Plus, I haven't been browsing lately either.

I kinda stopped for a bit, but I do now.
Good to see ya, bro.

[Visage]

User: monday.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.

User: I kill you monday.

Cleverbot: You'll find that difficult.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just like before...

User: What happened before?

Cleverbot: Amnesia?

User: I can't recall, tell me what happened.

Cleverbot: I recall you saying it.

User: Tell me what I said!

Cleverbot: Kill Bill Gates.

User: Why!!!

Cleverbot: It's a solution with a happy ending.

User: Who will be happy if I kill bill gates?

Cleverbot: Anyone that loves cake. Which is EVERYBODY.

User: So are you ordering me to kill bill gates?

Cleverbot: I am *blinks*.

[DaSord213]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nudes??
You: asl
Stranger: m 18 fl
You: ugaaaay
You: gaaaaay
You: ugaaaay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Works every time.

[Caution]

lol Visage.

[Chocolatemonster]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Stranger: livin in a lonely world!
You: TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO ANYWHEEERE
Stranger: she took the midnight train going anywhere!
You: JUST A CITY BOY
Stranger: just a city boy
Stranger:  raised in south detroit
You: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Stranger:  he took the midnight trian going anywhere
You: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE...
You: STREET LIGHTS
You: PEOPLE
You: and i forgot the rest.
You have disconnected.

:D

[cooldawson3]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Stranger: livin in a lonely world!
You: TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO ANYWHEEERE
Stranger: she took the midnight train going anywhere!
You: JUST A CITY BOY
Stranger: just a city boy
Stranger:  raised in south detroit
You: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Stranger:  he took the midnight trian going anywhere
You: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE...
You: STREET LIGHTS
You: PEOPLE
You: and i forgot the rest.
You have disconnected.

:D

lol

[Man 2]

Cleverbot's better, at least not every conversation begins with the following:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl

[DaSord213]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is -genericnudewebcamlinksnip- Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh stuff the webcam just started
You: Oh noes!
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: What ever shall I do
You: BEGONE FOUL DEMON
You: YOU ARE CURSED TO THE DEPTHS BELOW
You: NOW GET OUTA HERE
You: SHOO
You: SCRAM
You: BEEEEGGGONNNNEEEE
You: Like
You: Now
You: Out
You: get
You: go
You: leave
You: And you're very ugly
You: I SAID LEAVE YOU WHORE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another victory for the Sord man.

[Chocolatemonster]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRl
Stranger: ok
You: DAMMIT DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS SONG
Stranger: name plz
You: RRRRRRRR
You have disconnected

RAHRAHRHU

[WhatevaGuy]

Cleverbot's better, at least not every conversation begins with the following:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Asl.

Cleverbot: 14/f/eng.

:3