Paypal's so much easier, bro.
Paypal doesn't have an office in my local grocery store though.
Ok, I'll wire your death certificate.
I got off the phone with Western Union and they said "dude it's loving 1:45 in the morning" and "death certificates have no monetary value" and hung up. You can argue until night is day but I don't think you're going to convince them. Sorry man, I can't really help.