Worst games ever

[Flamecannon]

 I would rather be swinging a frozen sausage at them than a crowbar.

You should be hitting bats with that salami stick

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[Shadoku]

Name another game that uses a crowbar that is not made by valve. I guarantee there is not one because a crowbar is one of the stupidest things to use as a melee weapon.  I would rather be swinging a frozen sausage at them than a crowbar.

I don't ever recall any other game that uses a crowbar as a weapon, but the crowbar actually is one of the most useful melee weapons.

• 1: It is lightweight for easy carrying and durable.
• 2: It has a blunt end and a sharp end, both for smashing objects and bustin' heads

[Qwepir]

There are plenty of other tools you could use instead of a crowbar. I would take a hatchet or an ice pick over a crowbar any day of the week, and I have both of those in my garage. Preferrably I would take something a bit heavier so I can get some actual force behind it before hitting someone.

[Shadoku]

Yes but can a hatchet open up a manhole? Can it break open most things with one strike? Its useful to those that know how to use it.

[Flamecannon]

• 2: It has a blunt end and a sharp end, both for smashing objects and bustin' heads

Don't forget burgerluuuurs used them too

[Qwepir]

Okay. Take a crowbar and go hit a box with it. It will not loving explode like Half-Life would make you think. Also a crowbar is not the ONLY thing capable of opening a manhole and besides, why would I be opening a manhole anyway? I might as well say that a crowbar can't cut down trees.

[Shadoku]

I know that loving hitting something won't make it explode, I was just making a point. These were just things that can be used with it... Jesus Christ..

[Qwepir]

I know that loving hitting something won't make it explode, I was just making a point. These were just things that can be used with it... Jesus Christ..

Your point was based on total bullstuff.

[No dinner for king]

Your point was based on total bullstuff.

Your based on total bullstuff. i have Orange box on PS3

[Shadoku]

Your point was based on total bullstuff.

So the whole

Okay. Take a crowbar and go hit a box with it. It will not loving explode like Half-Life would make you think. Also a crowbar is not the ONLY thing capable of opening a manhole and besides, why would I be opening a manhole anyway? I might as well say that a crowbar can't cut down trees.

isn't bullstuff? It was just simple things that weapons can do... And since when did this turn into some Half-Life 2 Hate topic?

[Solid]

you hatin' on the deadspace rail shooter?

wtf is wrong with you, you like all the stuffty games and hate the good ones with some exceptions

[Qwepir]

And since when did this turn into some Half-Life 2 Hate topic?

Here:

Whilst you're raping SeventhSandwich in every orifice I just must say, calling him on trolling in this situation is somewhat justified seeing as how he just posted "Half-Life 2" without any reasons why, which you would expect for someone calling a popular game the worst game ever.  

So naturally I went and said why I hate the game, because I'm not just going to say I hate something for no reason. Then Narkro had to come in and suck Gordon Freeman's rooster praising it as the best game that ever existed, so I had to show him he's wrong.

[Narkro555]

THERE ARE EVIL ALIENS YOU MUST KILL THEM.
ALSO THERE ARE ZOMBIES.
ALSO STARSHIP TROOPERS.

In other words, you would describe Titanic as "Big boat sinks"

I don't play FPS games to enjoy the plot, I play them because I want to shoot things from a first person perspective.

Reviewer who doesn't care about plots saying the plot is unoriginal mkay

No, because Left 4 Dead is a zombie shooter. It doesn't even try to hide it. The whole plot of left 4 dead is "There are some zombies. Here are some guns. You want to go that way."

And the half-life series started about zombies in the first place. As said, it has a variety of enemies.

They are cliched and boring.

Manhacks are very original; enemies being used before that that weren't exact duplicates in the first place=/=cliched. And you can say boring about any game you want. Fighting a large number of powerful enemies, solving puzzles, even racing style play and taking down Striders (as you said) is one of the most exciting aspects of the game. "Boring" is an opinion, and if critics say it isn't boring, they mean it. Maybe if you play it through again multiple times, it gets boring. If you get bored doing the puzzles... grow an attention span.

Name another game that uses a crowbar that is not made by valve. I guarantee there is not one because a crowbar is one of the stupidest things to use as a melee weapon.  I would rather be swinging a frozen sausage at them than a crowbar.

Sharp edge + weighty swing + awesome for ingenuity + handy in the first place (see:Half-Life) = crowbar as a famous weapon.

. Then Narkro had to come in and suck Gordon Freeman's rooster praising it as the best game that ever existed

Well you support Halo so you suck Master cheif's rooster olololol!!1!
Also, it is not the best game that ever existed. I could name a few that are better IMO

[Shadoku]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Anyway ALL MOVIE GAMES SUCK richard. PERIOD.

[General Nick]

What if they made a game based off of the movie DooM? :o