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[Makingblah]

dem redneckers der doin der dat der dee doo.

[Ad Bot]

[skelolego229]

OUR BASE IS UNDER A-TACK -Nod A.I

its more epic when the Nod faction Ai says it

[dkamm65]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
"Square root of 912.04 is 30.2. It all seemed harmless"

[A.R.C.]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

asdf

[dkamm65]

asdf

You sir, you are a blight.

[chaseyqurt]

"Krogan loveual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility"

[Freeze]

"Hi."

-Me

[skelolego229]

"Krogan loveual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility"

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[Rosli]

Oh hey, ladios said something before someone else.  That makes all following similar comments invalid.  Let's all give ladios a hand for winning the internet. 

1. Fried Chicken
2. Watermelons
3. Don't know if this counts but kool-aid


Did I mention I'm Chaseyqurt?

1. snake

2. snake

3. snake


Did I mention I'm Robo Noob?

I wanna buy blockland but i dont have a creditcard or a paypal account and im not familiar with any other options except for IDeal, Is it possible i can pay with IDeal?
I live in europe, we dont use dollars so i cant send him money and i dont use checks, all i can do is paying with IDeal, is that possible?

I hear you can get one for free if you do his math homework.

I had that once :S Guess where? Yup. On my crotch :( i was doing a dare to sunbathe naked xD. Itched like mad and it felt like those "bits" were on fire. D:

you should see robo, hes an expert on this subject

Seriously, I've seen hackers like 3 times to day.  What are your thoughts on online game hackers?

How exactly are they hacking... and what are they doing..?

hey jess, wanna makeout?

 

You are pissing in an ocean of piss.

Also when you say "<noun> much?" you sound like a wanker. 

Whats your favorite?
Post the line and the movie.

"the"

every single movie ever made

I remember stuffing my sweatpants full of those troll dolls when I went to Walmart. No one noticed the bulging all over. I went home and my mom finally noticed, and got mad of course. We had to drive back and apologize.

Lyrical G is just a punk, ignore his "Gangsta ass"

imma ignore yo bitch ass

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Robo Noob - BRÜNO!: monday: (vulgar) A dark-skinned person, especially a person, or primarily of, Bro descent. 2. (slang often considered offensive) A person of Bro descent who acts in an unapproved manner, usually, as "badass".
Slicksilver555: One thing wrong with that:
Slicksilver555: mondays are not people.
Robo Noob - BRÜNO!: LOL

Why would anyone want to pretend to be Iban?

What?  You are loving handicapped. 

[chaseyqurt]

lol rosil must be robo noob, that quote is sooo old and non-memorable

[Gamefandan]

"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb... and bad" - Strongbad

[Rosli]

lol rosil is robonoob

Nope; guess again.

[Gamefandan]

Nope; guess again.

Plaz.

[Caution]

I've always liked,

This life, is filled with hurt, when happiness, doesn't work.

from Pain by Three Days Grace. Kind of obvious but cool.

[chaseyqurt]

Nope; guess again.

Jimmg.