She dumped you because she mistaked the name of the sport you played together?
Damn, dude.
Lol late response of me:
No, she said she wanted to visit me when i had to play a game of handball, but yeah, then this.
Wait, are you the guy who had his snake punched or someone else??
What. No.
She's obviously handicapped then. Go find someone who deserves you.
That's sweet. :3
Lol, lordi.
Huehuehue
Oh you.
inb4love jokes about "handball"
Meh, i don't even think about that.
After googling Korfbal I must say that looks like the dumbest gayest sport I've ever seen. It looks exactly like basket ball but 2 people and the net is a plastic circle on top of a pole.
I said that too, but i must watch my words as our club moved to a sporting complex of a korfbal club.
I don't even remember you.
That's what she said...
Wait, what?
SHE WASNT THE ONE FOR YOU ANYWAYS.
Caps is cruise control for cool guys you know?
coughbitchcough
From the very beginning i had a sneaking suspision that she didn't want to.
But again, i was fooled by hope. D:
She dumped you for some dutch balls 
Pretty much. :P
You should go take a massive loving stuff on her means of transportation. Makes me feel better every time.
What? That is just disgusting.
I guess your balls aren't good enough.
I actually laughed about that. :D