The 23 hardest questions you'll ever have to answer!

[JJA0]

15. I don't want that surgery, I would rather kill myself.  If I am forced, I will write everything I know on something to be kept locked from a close family member.

Yes. I would rather die then have that surgery

Also my answers are almost exactly like rokns

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[Sirrus]

1) No. This person has no practical application or value outside of simple amusement. Albert Einstein essentially founded an entire field of science and physics by his own genius and colossal intelligence.

2) Since their appear to be no negative reprecussions if you fail to kill the horse, it becomes a matter of would you want to free the prisoners. This would require careful consideration of each political prisoner that would be released and the possible reprecussions.

3) The turtle. Despite gaining $2,880 by the display of Riddler's skull, any skull on display is a bit of an odd thing and Riddler's skull carries some inherently bad vibes and definite negative feelings.

4) No. It's a gorilla and I do not stand to benefit from allowing it to sign.

5) if I was able to choose to not meet my soul mate and not have to choose between the wrench and Alice in Chains, I would choose that. I believe I would pick Alice in Chains. It's a tough call because music is a very integral part of my life, but I think a life with my soul mate (and no broken collarbone, especially for the sake of my soul mate) would be more fulfilling in the long run. And who knows, maybe I'll grow to like Alice in chains.

6) No.

7) I would run them in the following order: Sasquatch, Loch Ness, President.

8) No, because if this is indeed the perfect person then they understand that that's not my bag and I'm sure there are things that this person finds annoying about what I like.

9) It wouldn't increase my likelihood of reading it.

10) Bright Lights, Big City.

11) LEave the theater.

12) None. From that point forward I'll feel like any relationship I'm in was because of the wizard.

13) Tell jokes.

14) The latter.

15) Writing, listening to the most beautiful music in the world, and having conversation with friends.

16) Sure.

17) The third guy.

18) The moon. There have only been twelve men who walked on the moon.

19) A combination muscle spasm/trip.

20) The latter.

21) The question is irrelvant because I am still a virgin.

22) The latter.

23) Honestly I have no idea how to answer that.

[Man 2]

1. Yes.
2. forget no.
3. Riddler's skull.
4. I hate football.
5. Who's Alice in Chains?
6. No. If you had the same dreams as me, you'd say no too.
7. "SASQUATCH SACKED, LOCH NESS MONSTER LOCKED UP ON SAME AFTERNOON; BIOLOGISTS BAFFLED"
8. I'm already going out with the perfect person. She's not obsessed with the Dark Crystal.
9. Decrease.
10. Opening riff to "Barracuda."
11. Leave the theatre. I'm not some prick who watches a movie for its special effects.
12. forget that wizard; he's not getting my money and I'm happy with how I look.
13. I've never slept with anybody, I'm 14.
14. I hate cats.
15. forget, I'd start reading Lord of the Rings.
16. Yes.
17. The fourth individual.
18. Well I'd obviously die on the moon in a lot less than ten minutes, so I choose the paid trip to Europe.
19. "Sorry dude, I slipped and my foot collided with your ribcage. Very hard. I hope you're okay."
20. The former.
21. I don't know, I haven't lost my virginity yet.
22. Stealing office supplies.
23. I think it would be awesome hearing the invisible sky people laughing their asses off whenever I do something funny.


Not hard at all.

[Travis [bob36455]]

1-23) Friggen' Miracles.

[Previous]

tl;dr
Where did you find this?

[Squideey]

I chose to skip this quiz and get an F.

[Dusty12]

1 No.

2 No.

3. Turtle

4. No.

5. No.

6. I don't watch TV.

7. Loch Ness Monster.

8. No.

9. Wouldn't touch it.

10. The literature.

11. Exit.

12. I'm perfectly fine as is.

13. I'd only sleep with my spouse. No one else. So I'd only have one lover.

14. Depends on the cat's personality.

15. With my family and lover.

16. No.

17. Neither.

18. A year in Europe.

19. I didn't see him in the floor and tripped over him.

20. The documentary.

21. I'd lose it to my spouse on the wedding night. Nowhere else and with no one else.

22. The embezzlement rumor.

23. Horrified.

[Chriz]

1-23) Friggen' Miracles.

i dont like you anymore

[Visage]

8. You meet the perfect person.  Romantically, this person is ideal; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate.  However, they are one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson’s gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal.  Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal brown townogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film’s “deeper philosophy.”  Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?

All of those are easy to answer, and wtf that is like my favorite movie ever. If this is saying Dark Crystal is a bad movie I will have to say mean things over the internet towards you.

[Wedge]

7. Would have to pick between "Restaurant on Manhattan East Side a huge hit," "Airport closings in Europe cause delays in Newark," or "Wall Street Journal STILL owned by Rupert Murdoch."

[oromis]

I'll answer them 1 at a time, I suppose.

1. No, he isn't more impressive, because he can't prove that those tricks are REAL magic, so it appears as an illusion to everyone else, while Einstein has theories and science to back his stories.

19. Of course. Even if he wasn't your friend anymore, you saved a life. It's either lose a friend and a person, or lose a friend.

[TheKhoz]

21. is going to be N/A for a lot of forumers.

[yuki]

1. No. Practicality over spectacle. Even though it is magic, if there is no practical application the value is diminished.

2. Sure.

3. Riddlers SKull, easily. It's easier, more beneficial, and there's nothing anyone can say about it.

4. Football is stupid and I didn't understand half the stuff in this question.

5. forget you. My soulmate is a rocker chick that I could listen to music with. Goddamnit. I think I'd rather take the crescent wrench.

6. No. No one uses VCR anymore.

7. "HOLY stuff LOCH NESS MONSTER AND SASQUATCH FOUND."

8. I have no idea what The Dark Crystal Is, but I imagine it would get annoying, so yeah.

9. Neutral. Human beings do not "become" straight or homoloveual, that's decided at birth and during upbringing.

10. Heart.

11. Finish watching the movie. If she is dead, then there's no rush. If she isn't, then there's still no rush.

12. $100. Rather have every girl after me all the time and have a selection.

13. Nothing because there wouldn't be anyone there. :(

14. Enjoy. He's not an accurate portrayal, it's entirely fictitious.

15. I wouldn't go through with the surgery, first of all. I'd rather die than lose one of my greatest assets; That is, my knowledge. Knowledge is one of the best things in the world. Also I'd rather die than be altered in any case. I'd spend the time doing everything I hadn't already done.

16. Trick question, I hate sports.

17. I trust the man with the past less. A man without a past goes unnoticed, I suppose? I didn't really understand this one fully.

18. The moon. Europe is boring and terrestrial. The Moon is an untouched landscape only a few have ever seen with their own eyes.

19. "Oh stuff bro sorry, I totally just tripped over you"

20. The hollywood one. My life is loving boring, I want to see something with Pierce Brosnan maybe?

21. Earlier. By like 2 years.

22. The second because it warrants legal persecution. The first is no issue because I don't drink so it's impossible for it to be true but in the event tat it is true I'd rather apologize to a Husband or something than be arrested for embezzlement.

23. What?

Hardest questions? Those weren't difficult at all, with the exception of a few that I didn't understand.

[Regulith]

   1. Albert Einstien is more impressive than the magician. His knowledge is (was) immense and he can (could) accomplish so much more than a "wizard" that can only do 5 simply amusing things.

   2. I would attempt to kill the horse. The lives of many people are worth more to me than that of a single horse.

   3. I would choose the skull. I don't see any down side to this option.

   4. I wouldn't accept the gorilla. A sport played by humans should stay that way.

   5. I would ditch the pill leave my soul mate. You never said this was not an option.

   6. I would still use the Dream VCR, only being able to watch clean moments comfortably is better than not watching any at all.

   7. I would write the story about the President. It's much more important to tell the public about that than the other 2 things.

   8. I would still marry her. I have never seen The Dark Crystal, but the plot sounds interesting.

   9. This would obviously decrease the likelihood of me reading this book. This is the easiest question thus far.

  10. N/A

  11. I would leave the theater. I can always see it another time, provided my mother hasn't died and I don't get this strange feeling again.

  12. I wouldn't pay the wizard anything.

  13. N/A

  14. It would heavily depend on the cat's personality.

  15. I would attempt to create a way for my less intelligent self to understand more complex things.

  16. I would not watch the game, as I wish to prolong this ridiculous future as long as possible.

  17. I would trust "the man with the past" the least.

  18. I would choose to go to Europe.

  19. I would tell my friend that I was running to get something and forget he/she was there and tripped.

  20. I would rather see the big-budget twisted film, as I already know what my life is like and I'd enjoy seeing how Hollywood stretched it.

  21. N/A

  22. The false rumor is more troubling.

  23. I have no idea who John Ritter is.


These questions were obviously made for an older audience.

[Chrono]

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I lol'd.

14. Any intellectual being should be offended by Garfield.